What If AB de Villiers Coached the Avengers in a T20 Match? – When 360 Meets Superpowers
When 360 Meets Superpowers
What do you get when the most innovative cricketer of all time coaches a team of overpowered, egotistical superheroes? Chaos. Swagger. And a few broken stadium roofs.
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| AB de Villiers |
Chapter 1: The Unthinkable Fixture
In a parallel universe (possibly run by Elon Musk's AI cricket board), a T20 match is scheduled:
Avengers XI vs Justice League XI
Venue: A multiversal stadium where time stops when AB de Villiers bats.
Crowd: Earthlings, aliens, robots, and two confused umpires.
But here's the twist:
"Avengers have no cricket coach. Until now."
Enter: Abraham Benjamin de Villiers aka Mr. 360.
Chapter 2: AB's Arrival at Avengers HQ
AB walks into Avengers Tower with:
A bat made from Vibranium
A laptop loaded with strike rotation stats
A playlist titled "Calm under chaos"
Iron Man: *"Who are you?" AB: *"I once scored 149 off 44. I am cricket."
Funny quote: "I don’t need armor. I have a wrist flick."
Chapter 3: Team Selection – Chaos Begins
Avengers XI (under AB):
Captain: Captain America (because leadership, duh)
Openers: Spider-Man & Black Panther (agility + spin reading)
Middle Order: Thor, Hulk, Iron Man
Finishers: Doctor Strange, Ant-Man
Bowlers: Falcon, Vision, Hawkeye
AB to Thor: *"You hit hard, but can you middle it like Dhoni?" Thor: *"Only if you make Mjolnir my bat."
Chapter 4: Net Session Mayhem
Spidey pulls every delivery. Literally. Hulk breaks 14 bats. Iron Man refuses to dive: *"My suit scratches."
AB: *"You guys are super, but you need discipline. Also, run between wickets like it's the end of the world."
Strange creates a time loop to practice the death overs. Still fails to york Thor.
Chapter 5: Strategy Meeting
AB uses a holographic board.
Plans 360-degree field placements
Assigns Falcon to bowl bouncers
Sends Vision to read opposition minds
*"We need balance. This isn't Avengers: Endgame. It's Avengers: Powerplay."
Captain America takes notes. Hulk doodles a six.
Chapter 6: Match Day – Multiverse Meltdown
Toss:
Batman vs Captain America.
Tails. Avengers bat first.
Opening Over:
Spider-Man hits a reverse flick over fine leg.
Black Panther dabs Superman for four.
Commentator: *"That's the Wakandan cut shot!"
Middle Overs:
Hulk sends Flash's delivery out of the stadium.
*"Ball located in Earth-838. Spectators receive complimentary shields."
AB watches calmly. Sips protein shake.
Chapter 7: The Collapse (And Redemption)
Iron Man skies one. Strange reverse-paddles into a portal. Suddenly, Avengers at 125/6 in 13 overs.
AB stands. Removes sunglasses. Walks to dugout.
*"Play like you're on your last life. And remember, this game doesn't have post-credit scenes."
Thor and Ant-Man finish with 92 in last 5 overs.
Final score: 217/6
Chapter 8: Avengers Bowl with Style
Hawkeye lands yorkers like arrows. Falcon's slower balls cause confusion. Vision reviews every decision before the umpire.
But Superman keeps hitting. Batman runs a 3 with no sweat.
Then, Doctor Strange opens the multiverse.
Wicket: Flash caught in another timeline. Superman: Bowled by Ant-Man's invisible bouncer.
Justice League all out for 198. Avengers win.
Chapter 9: Post-Match Drama
Superman: *"You used sorcery." AB: *"You use x-ray vision to check field placements. We good?"
Mace handed to Captain America. AB walks away, whispering:
*"They didn’t choke. Must be the South African in me."
ABD Product Section
Product Reviews
1. Mjolnir Bat by Stark Sports
Only lifts when you have good footwork.
Rating: 5/5
2. Hawkeye Ball-Tracking Sunglasses
Sees spin before it happens.
Rating: 4.9/5
3. Ant-Man Invisible Helmet
Can duck under bouncers... literally.
Rating: 4.8/5
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