What If Jasprit Bumrah Met Batman? – The Gotham Yorker Chronicles
In a world where cricket meets crime-fighting, one man delivers yorkers with such precision... even Batman took notes.
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| Bumrah in whites |
Chapter 1: The Bat-Signal and the Yorker Alarm
It was a humid evening in Mumbai. Jasprit Bumrah had just wrapped up another death-over masterclass for India. As he walked off the pitch, his smartwatch buzzed. Not from the BCCI, not from MI management... but from Gotham.
"Mr. Bumrah, we need you in Gotham. Batman is struggling with RCB-like inconsistency. Bring your accuracy."—Lucius Fox
Bumrah, calm as ever, packed two pairs of Adidas spikes, 24 SG white balls, and a backup elbow sleeve. Next stop: Gotham City.
Chapter 2: Arrival in Gotham – Death Overs Meet Dark Alleys
Alfred greeted Bumrah with a confused smile.
*"So you're the one who bowls... er... projectiles at 145 km/h without breaking a sweat?"
Bumrah simply replied, "Yorkers."
Batman appeared from the shadows, brooding over Gotham's latest criminal: The Edge Cutter, a villain known for ducking justice like he ducks short balls.
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| Batman ready to meet Bumrah |
Chapter 3: The Net Session in the Batcave
Bumrah bowled a yorker at the Batmobile. It stopped.
Batman: "You don’t miss your mark. Ever." Bumrah: "Neither do you... unless it’s with Catwoman."
Lucius began work on a new suit for Bumrah — complete with Kevlar elbow sleeves and swing-sensing lenses.
Chapter 4: Joker's Sledging
The Joker hijacked a Gotham TV studio just to sledge Bumrah.
Joker: *"You may be good, Jasprit, but I once made Robin cry with a doosra." Bumrah: *"I once bowled a maiden to AB de Villiers. Sit down."
Even Batman smiled.
Chapter 5: The Final Over
Bumrah and Batman found themselves facing off against a gang led by Two-Face at Gotham Stadium. The only weapon? A cricket ball.
Batman distracted the villains with Bat-gadgets, while Bumrah unleashed toe-crushers faster than Rishabh Pant behind a mic.
Two-Face: "Heads, I duck. Tails, I get clean bowled."
Heads. Bowled. Gotham was safe.
Epilogue: Back to Wankhede
After saving Gotham, Bumrah returned to the Wankhede Stadium.
"Who taught you that new knuckleball?" — Rohit Sharma *"A Bat."
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