Hardik Pandya vs Deadpool: The Battle of Swagger, Sixes & Sarcasm

June 20, 2025

Hardik Pandya vs Deadpool

One swings a bat. One swings a katana. Both swing moods like a ping-pong paddle. Welcome to the only battle where style, sass, and sarcastic punches matter more than the actual winner.

Hardik Pandya thanking God

Chapter 1: The Portal of Misfortune (and Instagram Reels)

It started when Hardik Pandya posted a shirtless gym selfie captioned: "Getting ready for the next blast."

Somewhere in the Marvel universe, Deadpool scrolled past it.

"Who the hell is this guy trying to steal my thunder... and my abs? Alexa, set course to India. We’re going cricketing."

And thus, the multiverse cracked open like a fresh coconut in a Caribbean beach ad.

Chapter 2: Meet the Men

Hardik Pandya: IPL superstar, India’s all-rounder, man who bowls fast and lives faster. Known for:

Diamond-studded watches
Helicopter entries into press conferences
And a follow-through that could break TikTok

Deadpool: AKA Wade Wilson. Merc with a Mouth. Known for:

Talking more than Arnab Goswami on Red Bull
Regenerating like your friend's Wi-Fi signal
Slicing bullets in mid-air while cracking your mom jokes

Chapter 3: The Coin Toss of Carnage

Venue: Wankhede Stadium. Crowd: 35,000 humans + 12 confused Avengers.

Deadpool: *"Do I bat, bowl, or break someone's Instagram login?" Hardik: *"Let’s toss. Heads I win, tails you lose."

Tails.

Deadpool: "That math checks out. Carry on."

Chapter 4: Over 1 – Pandya Bowling to Deadpool

Deadpool waiting for Hardik Pandya

Hardik steams in with his gold chain bouncing.

Deadpool stands like he’s posing for a Tinder profile pic. First ball: Yorker.

Deadpool attempts a reverse-split-scoop. Hits the umpire.

Umpire: "That’s it. I’m switching to badminton."

Second ball: Bouncer. Deadpool pulls out a gun. Shoots the ball.

Hardik: *"Bro this ain’t Gully Boy, it’s Gully Cricket!"

Chapter 5: Over 2 – Deadpool's Turn to Bowl

Action replay:

Ball #1: Explodes mid-air
Ball #2: Is actually a chimichanga
Ball #3: Hardik hits a six. It lands in Wakanda.

Deadpool: *"Okay. This guy hits harder than Thanos."

He stops bowling. Says he's switching to fielding. Then shows up as third umpire.

Chapter 6: Instagram Stories Go Wild

Within 30 minutes:

#DeadpoolVsPandya trends globally
Elon Musk tweets: "Can we stream this on Mars?"
Bumrah shares a meme: Hardik with a glowing bat, Deadpool doing bhangra in red