What If Virat Kohli Was a Justice League Superhero? – The King of Cricket Meets the Gods

June 19, 2025

What If Virat Kohli Was a Justice League Superhero?

He doesn’t fly. He doesn’t shoot lasers. He doesn’t even wear a cape. But when Virat Kohli walks out to bat, the crowd rises like he’s just landed from another planet. The question is: if Kohli entered the DC Universe, who would he be?

The Justice League has many powerful members. Gods. Aliens. Billionaires. But there's always room for one more – someone who brings fire, aggression, strategy, and style. Someone who screams at the crowd as much as he inspires them. And if anyone fits that glove, it’s Virat Kohli.

So let's open this multiversal portal and see what happens when the King of Indian Cricket joins the greatest team of superheroes.

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King Kohli thanking God

Chapter 1: Which Superhero Matches Kohli’s Energy?

Let’s be honest. Kohli isn't your typical calm, stoic superhero. He’s a beast on the field, all heart, all fire. So when choosing his DC counterpart, we need someone who is:

Relentlessly aggressive
Incredibly strategic
Charismatic
Passionate to the point of obsession

The Answer? Aquaman. 🧜‍♂️⚔️

Yup. Not Batman. Not Superman. Aquaman is the closest match:

Royal lineage → King Kohli vs. King of Atlantis
Unapologetic alpha energy
Fights like he owns the place
Carries immense power with style and hair gel
Has a weapon (trident for Arthur, the bat for Kohli) that commands respect

And let’s not forget:

Aquaman talks to sea creatures. Kohli talks to bowlers' souls.

Chapter 2: Kohli's Justice League Entry

The Watchtower is buzzing. The Justice League is discussing an invasion from Brainiac's army. They're losing control in the Asian quadrant.

Superman: *"We need fire. Someone who doesn't bend." Batman: *"Someone who stares danger in the face and roars." Wonder Woman: *"I know a man. The crowd chants his name before he even walks in."

Suddenly, a red flare appears. It's not Flash. It's a fiery bat-wielding figure in a jersey marked '18'.

Enter: Virat Kohli. The Alpha of Attitude. The Captain of Grit.

Chapter 3: The Multiverse Match – Eden Gardens vs Darkseid

Darkseid invades Eden Gardens. His minions turn the pitch into an apocalyptic mess. The stadium is frozen in fear.

Kohli walks out. No pads. No helmet. Just a bat glowing with celestial rage.

*Kohli (growling): "Kya bola bey? Play me a bouncer, you intergalactic duck."

He smashes one Parademon with a straight drive so hard, it causes a space-time ripple. Superman holds the planet. Batman adjusts his utility belt. Aquaman nods in respect.

And then, Kohli does what Kohli does best — turns around to the crowd and yells:

"COME ONNNNNNNNNNN!"

Chapter 4: Kohli vs Batman – The Tactical Showdown

Batman tries to assert dominance in the locker room.

Batman: *"I work alone." Kohli: *"So do I. Until someone drops a sitter."

They stare. No one blinks.

Then they play chess. Kohli sacrifices 5 pawns and still wins. Batman retires to the Batcave. Kohli? He heads to the gym for deadlifts and throws his shirt like it’s 2012.